Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Ottawans On Top When It Comes To Sex

Ottawans On Top When It Comes To SexOne thing that you didn`t know about Ottawa is probably that they love sex! Ottawa is toes up because not only have they landed the first ever Sexapalooza show, but they`ve consistently had the best attended, sold out shows in three Ontario markets.

"It`s the right city size, the right location, the right vibe-it all comes together," says spokesperson Jocasta Boone.

The city is waiting to see if they will be able to hold that crown if the CBC`s Dragon`s Den will fund its expansion across Canada and into the US.

In the meantime however, Boone says Ottawa remains the eager beaver in all things sexual. Whether your interest is the history of sex, how to do a great lap dance, and the do`s and don`ts of sex toys. The show is ultimately "about educating and looking at every aspect of healthy sexual endeavor."

Here is a look at some preteen awesome features of the festival:

  1. Dancing girls: The main stage will have a whole lot of something for everyone, including Ottawa`s own burlesque troupes, Rockalilly and Capital Tease.
  2. Workshop your sexuality: Adult sex stores will give seminars on how to find a g-spot, how to give the best oral, foreplay, and vibrator use.
  3. Tie me up, tie me down: this one offers showers a chance to slip into something a little more restraining. "The dungeon" is al about BDSM.
  4. Alley of fantasies: the alley is a series of large painted panels depicting various compromising positions where you can poke your head through the cutouts and have your picture taken.

And there is a lot more! Check out Sexapalooza January 14-16 at Lansdowne park in Ottawa.